7 Reasons Not To stockpile Laundry for 7 days…
- you will have to put away 7 baskets of clothes (which are not sorted and may have to folded again, they are children not trained monkeys). This will likely take more than an hour..and at some point your nearly undivided attention. Yeah.
- Abby will open the front door so your diaper clad 18 month old son can go see the garbage truck
- Your 3 year old daughter will put High School Musical 3 in the mini portable DVD player, plug it in - in the kitchen so she can dance on the dining room table and swing from the chandalier (literally. oy.)
- Above mentioned daughter will also take her older sisters brand new Webkin and cover it in hair gel (all the hair gel you had left to stop you from looking like Hagrid with a bad hair day, but look at it this way…..you now make a great place for some cold and needy bird family to nest and this makes a great opportunity for your children to experience the wonders of nature firsthand)
- Your son will be mad at you for saving him from sure death and to show his displeasure he will try to put his feet in the heating vents in the floor, and when he realizes they won’t fit he will resort to your silverware.
- If you had coffee, you don’t now.
- When you stop the son from playing hide and seek with the floor vents and pull your 3 year old chimp wannabe daughter from the hanging fixtures..they will likely amuse thsemselves by playing with their older sisters lipgloss. The sparkly kind. It will be on them. It will be on the walls, it will also be in your hair. It will even be between your toes, so dress to match and perhaps people will just assume at the mere age of 28 its simply a mid life crisis of sorts and not your inability to keep up with your own children (or the naughty androids as I refer to them…)
















