Abby:  Pass me that book Freak.

Mom:  Abby!  That’s not nice!

Abby:  Why freak?

Mom: Calling people a freak can hurt their feelings and make them cry. Do you want Mommy to cry?

Abby:  Sure freak.

Mom:  Abby.  Stop it.  Right now.

Abby:  Okay, okay.

She walks out of the room and I hear a quiet little "Mom’s freaky" before she closes the bathroom door.