That is what I sounded like this morning trying to get the kids ready for school.  After nearly a week of after 3 am study sessions and early mornings, combined with sick kids and Asher late nigh snuggles..I am happy to be even nearly coherent and still verticle. 

Although I did fall asleep on the table after supper yesterday for 10 minutes.  My hand fell in Ashers spaghetti.  Yum. 

I found it hard to focus about 3 last night, er morning, on names in Italian that painted pictures that had every letter of the alphabet in their names.  Then I was struggling to remember what that had to do with teaching 13 year olds geography and english??? Then I was struffling to find the "e" on the keyboard..it had appeared to move.  Then I typed a sentence that was not even in my textbook when I was feeling WIDE AWAKE and realized that although I was "awake" for all intensive purposes my brain had taken a LOA and would not be back until it received better working conditions and health benefits. 

I let it know not to get its hopes up any time soon. 

It refused to remind my legs how to get out of the chair.

I promised a compromise..I had to use the little girls room something fierce.